Another nasty ass man: A Conversation with “DG” The Pimp from the 804 Richmond, Virginia 

This is conversation I had with a named DG out of Richmond, Virginia. He is a pimp and dealer who sells women online. He also claims to be a bartender. He came to my hotel back in 2020 and I ran across him again while trying to promote my music. My unreleased, unrecorded, 2021 club banger entitled “Pimping back in Style” which is a song about pimping and what it is like to be a pimp and a hoe. I planned not to release the song and had second thoughts about the lyrics. 

*I shot DG a text*

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Imma be in Richmond soon you tryna link or nah?

DG: Who is this I forgot?

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Nevermind

DG: I guess not lol 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Click on the link and find my pic then see if you remember ….( I sent him a link to SantaMuerteHollywood, however I don’t have many pics on the homepage ) 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: You came to see me at the Motel 6 last fall 

*He calls and then asks for more info and to send him a picture . I send the pic with a rose sticker covering my face*

DG: O ok yea I don’t recall lol 

DG: I do kinda was u with a gay dude?

*I send him another pic

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Nah I was solo

DG: O ok I remember ya face a lil haha was good 

DG: I mean when u gonna come out here and wya now 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: I be in Richmond every other week tryna do music but I’m in another city right now. I’m sposed to be going that way again tommorow

Santa Muerte Hollywood : I wish I could drink, but I have a interlock installed in my car so I gotta stay in a hotel until I sober up.

DG: Haha word and yea shit u in a hotel right now? Which city? 

DG: Also wyd today ? 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Nah I’m not in a room right now…. Im going to have one though like tommorow or something

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Chillin…. Workin on my music

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Where’s your pic?

*he sends a clear picture of himself *

DG: I mean u got your own crib or what? 

DG: I was gonna come scoop u depending on wya 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Nah I don’t have my own. I wish I did but I can’t get anywhere round here. People are very nasty and racist to me.…. I drive though. 

DG: Well shit u tryna drive up here now?

DG: If u is lmk we can have some fun tonight 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: I can’t drive until 11pm


DG: Ok that’s cool u wanna come. Over to my crib for the night we can turn up or I can get u a room what’s the move 

DG: Dam why 11

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Who’s at your house? I can’t leave until 11 because I’ve been drinking Rose and I gotta sober up so I won’t catch a DUI. *I sent him the painful face emoji * 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: I guess we can go to a hotel

DG: Ooo dam true true and that’s cool I got roommates but it b just me 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Hotel *I sent him the hotel emoji*

DG: we can just smoke at my crib lol 

DG: And ok do u have any regulars out here u can hit up so u make some bread so the hotel won’t b a waste tonight ?

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Nope I haven’t posted since last year ….. I was in Cali, DC and Chicago …I’m back in VA now though

Santa Muerte Hollywood: I said hotel because I’m going to have my pit with me

Santa Muerte HollywoodShe go everywhere with me lol *I sent him a dog on a leash emoji *

DG: O word I mean my ppl cool with dogs lmao is she a puppy or big 

DG: And also is you tryna go hard with posting or u wanna settle down and just do music out of curiosity 

Santa Muerte HollywoodGo hard

Santa Muerte Hollywood: She’s huge 

DG: Wassup fwm then we can get bread together I can tell u the spots that be poppin and make sure u good 

DG: Unless u got someone already 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Nope I don’t I’m glad you offered

DG: U welcome so you with it then?

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Yea

DG: Aite fasho yea we can chop it up more tonight once u pull up out here 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Ok call me when you bout to come

DG: U posed to come up here 

DG: Lol u said 11

DG: And if u choosing me u gonna have to get ya fee too boo but we gon get to the bag no lag 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: I can’t come until tomorrow around 6pm now ….something came up…. My bad if you wanted to link up tonight you’d have drive to me and meet me somewhere

Santa Muerte Hollywood: At the Telly down here

DG: Ahhh ok ok cool tomorrow coo then and shit if u gonna be my bottom wtf u charging these tricks 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: 300 hour 150 half hour

Santa Muerte Hollywood: If they don’t have that kind of money for me then it’s pointless

DG: Ok switch it up out here 150 a Qv  220 a half and 350 a hour 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: You think they’ll give me that? They’ll probably say some bs like $60

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Or $40

DG: And just so I know what type of freak u is you rocking anything bare or no? 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: No

Santa Muerte Hollywood: I dont do that type of stuff

DG: And hell nah if they do we blocking them off rip or taking they money and politely telling them to leave or it’s gon get ugly 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: I can’t accept those low rates like that out here that’s just od nasty to me.

DG: Ok cool good don’t idgaf how much bread they give u

DG: Cuz once u do that we can’t fuck at all ima b real 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: And they prolly got Allotta money tryna get over on me thinking I’m a crackhead or something

DG: Exactly like we ain’t no baseheads we smoke weed and drink 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: I don’t think they gone give me no more than $60 but I’m going to find out. 

DG: 60$ for what? nah look reason I said fwm 

Bobby: Ima make sure u get paid long as u treat me good and look out for me fasho 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: They be saying they only got $60

DG: Man nah it’s the presentation 

DG: Just trust me I got u 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Ok

DG: I say the lowest is 80 and just give ’em some head and tell em it’s more for the rest 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: That’s too low $150 the lowest

DG: I said just head boo just head and yea it is but u ain’t giving up no ass shit u prolly can get 100 for it 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: I need a little more than 100. 100 gone outta style I need like 150

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Plus I need some new clothes for 2022. My clothes getting old *I sent him the yawning emoji *

DG: Haha word I respect it then let’s get this bag. Grab a shovel dig in and we gonna be sittin pretty in no time 

DG: You got kids and how old is u 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: I have 2 but their dad never been in their life *my stomach started turning , I felt like I was going to vomit*

DG: Ok coo coo and how old is u 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: They are almost adults

*I told him my age *

Santa Muerte Hollywood: You?

DG: O dam ok coo coo Im 31 I ain’t got no kids doe

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Oh. Can you speak Spanish ?

DG: Nah only English I know a lil Spanish 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Oh ok I’m learning it

Santa Muerte Hollywood: I’m intermediate

DG: Word that’s litty ain’t none wrong with that that’s more money 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Yep

DG: Coo coo shit you Aite with paying me the fee I ain’t tryna break ya pockets at all 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Sure …..after I get paid

DG: Of course duh I wouldn’t ask until after of course 

*he sends me a picture of a sample sex ad and a sex ad format*

DGI’m telling u it’s all in the pics and u gotta lie about ya age we gonna make it rock for u and u cute and it’s no bitches in Richmond right now 

 Santa Muerte Hollywood: Well. I guess I’m ready then.

DG: Word up that’s wassup then you got more pics ?

Santa Muerte Hollywood: I lost my anti spy detector device so I can’t even do that until I find it or buy another one I think I left it at the last hotel I was at in DC last weekend …..

Santa Muerte Hollywood: And I also need a metal detector

Santa Muerte Hollywood: They are $20 online

DG: Ok that ain’t bad at all… u got videos of u fucking or anything like that so they can buy em if they want 

Santa Muerte Hollywood: Nah I have two kids I don’t do porn and I won’t let nobody spy anymore

Santa Muerte Hollywood: This must be done in secret *I sent him the shhh emoji*

DG: That’s cool no worries 

*The conversation ended.*
I don’t want to be sold to a bunch of nasty, adulterous, incestral, inbreeding, abusive, nosey, hateful, obsessive, hillbilly, racist niggas, and people. I’ll pass. They for each other. They all have the same thing in common, They are sickening and they all fake.